Funny Joke - The Pickle Slicer

John worked in a pickle factory ...

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but John indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, John came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, John?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, John, you didn't", she says. "Yes, I did."
"My God, John, what happened?", she asks. "I got fired" he says. "No, John. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."